Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Authoritatively morph client based manufactured products

👉 Okay, settle yourselves down folks - let’s tackle something you probably haven't seriously considered whilst binge-watching reality TV: we’re going to define…

Authoritatively Morph Client Based Manufactured, Let’s Just Call It "AMCB-MP."

100% of it is made up. I'm absolutely kidding! (…Mostly.)

Now, you won't find this anywhere in the DSM—unless you really want to freak out a statistician. AMCB-MP essentially describes the utterly terrifying and frankly insulting practice where a corporation – let’s just say they sell beige stress balls shaped like vaguely phallic potatoes—determines exactly what your individual anxieties, insecurities, and embarrassing childhood memories look like through some unsettling amount of market demographic trawling. Then, instead of actually, you know… caring... it manufactures products specifically designed to trigger those exact feelings. Let’s unpack that a little. - Authoritatively: Because they absolutely, positively, undeniably believe the algorithm is infallible and that this process is fundamentally good for business (spoiler: it isn't). They treat the data as gospel. - Morph Client Based: Instead of observing what people actually want , we’re shoving the client into a pre-existing mould – the mould being, according to the algorithm, the most depressing and marketable version of themselves. 60% of it is about